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Friday, April 03, 2009
i stare at the figure before me. i blink twice. he's still here me: are u the devil?!?! devil (matterof factly): yup. me: WICKED!! devil: not so much now, kiddo. how d'ya recognise me anyway?? i've done away with the horns. me: uh, just a wild guess. u dun look like God. devil: ouch... sensitive. me: so u've come to take me??laughs devil: tat's not my job. it's Death's job. i've come to visit with my monopoly board game. me: so u've come all the way up here just to play monopoly with me? u must be kidding. devil: stop being sceptical. i'm just as bored as u are rite now. can't u just entertain an old man?? the board game appears with a loud bang amongst smoke and sparks me(coughing, swiping black sooty smoke away): u trying to kill me now or just hastening my death process with all these hocus pocus?? devil: c'mon, look impressed! i'm better den harry potter. humour me. me(fakes a wide eyed look): WOW, tat's cool! devil: bitch. me: hey!throws dice devil: HA! 6! i go 1st! rolls a 4 me: wat's this? lucifer avenue??? tat's really corny! haha! devil: ..... buying. me: u can't buy on the 1st round! devil: it's my board game. me: fine! pui. my turn to roll me: yeah! 6! wat's this? ... jeopardy street?! for 430 bucks?!?! devil: so u're buying or not?? me: of coz! 3 rolls later... devil: so how's life, kiddo? me: 1, 2, 3 ...4, huh? oh, community chest... reads from card hell recognises your activities being lesbo. collect cash 800 and miniature ghoul trophy. the card disappears with a flash and 800 bucks appears in my hand. while a hideous looking goblet hops around the board, screeching 'lesbo', lesbo', trips and lands on its side with a clank. me: life hasn't been gd to me recently. is tis some kind of a joke? points to fallen goblet still screeching the word non-stop, struggling to get up devil: no. i think its cute. me: u're weird. devil: who else would take up such a job? me: so wat's ur main purpose in comin? devil: wanna trade? me: trade wat? devil: ur soul for the 1 u love? i stare hard into his eyes. i see a sparkle. me: u're gonna haf my soul sooner or later. devil: i'd rather haf it sooner. wouldn't u? me: i can haf my love later when she comes back on her own accord. devil: but she might never... me: so why trade my soul for some1 who'll not come back to me on her own? is it worth the trade? even if i get her back in exchange for my soul? how can i tell her i love her with all my heart and soul when i dun even haf a soul anymore? devil: there's a point.... me: jus roll the damn dice. devil(draws a card): hmm.... go straight to hell. do not pass 'go', do not collect 200 bucks. DAMN! me: haha... devil: gotta go. lemme know if u've changed your mind. me: we can play snakes & ladders next time. den i'll decide on your deal. Read Bullock's entry & went searching for this author. Seriously, why is the whole world writing entries about "breaking-up", "heartaches", "trying to get their life back" etc etc. won't the world be better if people can always be with the one they love. This is why people always say "Life is all about dramas". ;That's all for now, Magde |
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